Since listicles do big numbers, Genex Geek is proud to present the most important ranking in Disney history: how much each princess probably stank. Medieval hygiene? Nonexistent. Indoor plumbing? A fairy tale. We’re pulling back the curtain on the musk and must of happily ever after. Spoiler: birds braiding your hair doesn’t count as a shower.
Snow White: An Autopsy in Seven Chapters
Snow White gets the storybook treatment—until three voices crash the tale and start calling out the red flags. Magic mirrors, poisoned apples, and one very problematic kiss.