Bugs Bunny wasn’t just a cartoon — he was a trickster god. Chaos incarnate in a rabbit suit, rewriting reality every Saturday morning with wit, drag, and a Brooklyn grin. Let me know if you want an alternate version with a different tone (funnier, more mythic, more nostalgic, etc).
Part of This Balanced Breakdown: A Cereal Addict’s Memoir
A nostalgic, brutally honest deep dive into the sugar-soaked chaos of 80s cereal culture—mascots, toy prizes, mail-away lies, and the strange breakfast rituals that raised us.
They Raised Us Too: The Cartoon Gods We Lost
Before our cartoons sold toys, they mocked Nazis, punched bullies, and laughed in death’s face. This is how we lost Bugs, Popeye, and the gods who raised us—and why it still matters.
I See the Future… and It’s Comfort Bingeing on Me-TV at 2 A.M.
Between the reruns, the retro toons, and the endless loop of insurance commercials, I’ve come to a realization: my future isn’t some dystopian sci-fi landscape… it’s Me-TV. Comfort TV, a tight playlist, and weather watching—welcome to Gen X eldercore.